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Diane is.... - when you don't know what to do... — LiveJournal
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Diane is....
(took 4 pages, but I finally found some amusing ones...)

Diane is interested in studying gender differences... (I'll show you mine if you show me yours... Oh wait, I've seen one of those...)

Diane is an attractive young blind woman from Nebraska who lives with a crusty, much older boyfriend--an alcoholic equine trainer she met working on a horse farm. (Won't Wolfie be surprised?)

Diane is sentimental about most things we had as kids. (Like my figure, say for example.)

Diane is now officially on maternity leave... (I am? Is it mine?)

DIANE is conceived as a service allowing users to create, exchange and consume multimedia data easily. (Wow. I'm talented.)

Diane is not an academician. (I can't even spell Academician.)

Diane is available for private parties...(WOOHOO!)

DIANE IS READY TO WORK FOR YOU!! (Dear gods, please let a prospective employer read this...)

i feel: amused amused

shoot the rapids